@ben_machell What’s the modern equivalent of flower of chivalry. GQ man of the year seems a bit rubbish in comparison.
@ben_machell @Andr6wMale It’s Jagger’s tone of eye shadow. Not properly blended or anything. Take that squares.
@ben_machell Every little helps..
@ben_machell Hoping it’s called ze Stick of celery & ze egg whisk. https://t.co/ae8PaTZXUP
@ben_machell yep. Something odd about their ubiquity. Will make an amusing paragraph in a sweeping future history of 21st century Britain.
@ben_machell Boden top!
@ben_machell This place. Amazing family day out. hackgreen.co.uk
@ben_machell Complete with tea trollies and emergency BBC studio. You can buy a kitkat in the cafe afterwards to calm your nerves.
@ben_machell If you really want to be spooked,go down the Secret Nuclear Bunker in Cheshire.All in perfect condition for emergency govt
@ben_machell Did you just buy that?