@keirshiels No boasting then. (Enjoy!)
@keirshiels I’m with @corrie_corfield A gorgeous married lady who is not having it off with her partner seems to be getting penalised for it
@keirshiels you should have been in our audience tonight!
@keirshiels I accidentally brushed my teeth with Savlon last night. Took a surprisingly long time to realise.